2-shane-s:

hahaha look at this idiot 

crispysnakes:

Skip to 1:00 and you’ll see Sunkist as the hissy little baby she was before she came to me.  

My roommate had dubbed her ‘murder snake’ before she arrived.  She came with warnings of ‘WILL BITE’ and specific instructions on feeding. 

I took her out of her bag, we eyed each other for a few minutes, and that was it.  No fuss, nothing.  She has never hissed or bit, been defensive, or had trouble eating with me.  Who knew she’d be such a sweet little critter?

I think she was just grouchy because she didn’t have a place to perch, and that seems to be a necessity with her (more-so than with the others).  She loves her branches.

Is it weird that I find hissy snakes adorable?

persephonechiara:

nightquill:

majorgaminggirl:

reyairia:

girlhitsdrum:

A friend of mine is going to Comic-con in PHX this weekend with this bad-ass Garrus costume.  So freakin’ talented! She told me to tell Tumblr that if anyone wanted to see more pics and info on this, they should check in at Red Nebula Studios (http://www.rednebulastudios.com/)  where she’ll post more after the Con…

HOLY FUCKING CALIBRATIONS.

What a perfect costume!

i am so sorry that this is massively pervy

but

get in my bed

Oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

Damn, this is fabulous.

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

ponticat:

aviculor:

A lot of people have reblogged this because of some argument about veganism. but I’d like to point out that more animals are subjected to cruelty than just the cute puppies and kitties and bunnies. Exotics like snakes and lizards and tarantulas are not only abused and neglected as well, but many people don’t even care because they see them as ‘lesser’ animals not worthy of love or even basic respect. Exotic pet lovers struggle with ignorant and insensitive people who would belittle them and talk about committing violent acts against their beloved companions to their face. Many pet stores are full of sick and dying reptiles, amphibians and arachnids, left to suffer until they die because the employees simply don’t care about their well-being. Exotics are stigmatized, depicted in media as the animal of choice for “creepy” people and disgruntled, sadistic bullies. Tarantulas most significantly, as cartoons such as Rugrats and Total Drama island have introduced tarantulas and had them smashed as jokes. I can honestly say that I’ve never seen one positive portrayal of tarantula ownership on television.

So, how about this? Reblog if you’re against cruelty against ALL animals. Not just the cute ones.

^quite possibly the greatest comment EVER

ryoutwat:

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I GET SO MAD YOU GAVE UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY MISSNAKES

tootricky:

the egg struggle

owlygem:

py-bun:

pyrosammi:

Dedan with a megaphone more like
Where the fuck did my ears go

nah, he just actually swallowed a megaphone, he doesn’t even need a phone to contact the other guardians

hurrrrr

Dedan is loud

owlygem:

melodyburst:

owlygem:

Hhhh I put an elsen on the chalkboard at work heheh

Thank you for not smoking

HOLY SHIT, RELEVANT 

…LOL OMFG I didn’t notice that!!

owlygem:

ojesus

manimalcrossing:

so i did a thing

zooophagous:

fireskink:

this is a cucumber

o, that is very interesting

“I can haz?”

owlygem:

The spectres are my friends

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN